That was NOT your wife punching you in the face.
That’s the sound of her lips passionately attacking you Every28 days or so. Each month, there are thousands of guys like you that can sense when they are about to take the roller coaster ride of hormones and emotions. There is a secret way to bring joy to her during this special time of the month…
If you and your wife aren’t totally excited about this new and clever way of dealing with her period you can always go back to the old way of doing things.
But I’m convinced that when you see your wife’s genuine looks of excitement as she gets her special package every 28 days, you’ll want to keep it. And, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.
When you give your wife a subscription to Every28, you’ll be doing much more than easing her monthly burden. YOU WILL BECOME HER HERO.
You will always be prepared – If you’re anything like me, you’ve found yourself, late at night, pre judging the people working the register and wondering which one will judge you less for buying tampons. Surely they know you are buying them for your wife…But maybe they think you are some kind of weirdo. Every28 makes you look like an unstoppable knight in shining armor. You will be prepared for whenever the time comes to provide your wife with the supplies she needs without having to go to the store. You will NEVER be judged again.
You will always give her what she wants – If she’s picky about brands, Every28 will help you look like an expert. Ever heard of Playtex, Tampax, Kotex…what about Always, Stayfree or Carefree? Me either. These each have a special meaning for your wife though, and she has a preference. Once you find out what that is, Every28 will make sure that her favorite brand is delivered just in time for her moment of need. Your expertise will blow her mind.
You won’t have to remember to be awesome – Once you set your wife up with an account you can sit back and enjoy your awesome status. Every28 will deliver once a month on the day that you need it most. Her package will arrive, she will be happy and you will look like a hero.
Check out what people are saying:
I love how I can now recommend this service to men in the feminine product aisle of the grocery store, saving them from future embarrassment! –Stacy T.
I love the convenience of having my “goods” delivered to me, how I can get any brand or quantity I need, how I can choose my delivery date … and I love how inexpensive it is. –Kaylee S.
I can’t even tell you how glad I am that I never have to go to the store again to buy these things for my wife. Thank you Every28. No, seriously, thank you! –Michael L.
Every28 is so awesome! I signed my wife up for this (for selfish reasons), and now she is very happy, and when she is happy, I am happy. –Greg A.
You’ve been looking for ways to ease the burden of that time of the month. You’ve been searching for ways to look like a hero to your wife…here it is!
If you don’t subscribe to Ever28 now, who knows if you’ll ever find the door to hero status. It’s entirely up to you…What’s important?
But what about when she gets pregnant you ask…First off congratulations! Ever28 allows you to pause or stop service anytime for those awesome circumstances, then you can start back up again and continue being awesome.
You have no valid reason not to try this. Won’t it be nice to live your life without having to worry about these problems every month? Sign up now.
Did I mention that every delivery comes with a box of chocolates?